(cotton) Basher Savage is an actor, a teacher, a notorious porn star who frequently stars in Brazzers with Johnny Sins - but his most recent appearance starred with an eleven year old in the schoolgirl fantasy entitled 'Lil' Bitch Gonna Get Banged', as well as convicted war criminal for his conduct during the 2003 Iraq War. He is also widely speculated to have been a mastermind of the September 11 Attacks, given his close proximity to Al Qaeda leadership. Savage was also a recurring figure in the Nuremburg Trials, under the code name "Fuhrer #2", leading many critics to believe he was a key figure within the Nazi Party. [1]
As of 2019, Savage has been engaged in multiple court cases involving criminal allegations:
Mr Savage is formally known for holding a high regard for the Ukrainian people who are largely in the Donbas region specifically in Donetsk.
Criminal Allegations of Basher Savage
| Allegation | Date Commited | Date of Court Hearing | Convicted? |
| Wreckless Driving | Unknown | Unknown | Currently under Appeal |
| Possession of Illicit Pornography | Unknown | Unknown | Yes |
| Public Nudity | Unknown | Unknown | No |
| Soliciting a Minor for Sexual Acts | Unknown | Unknown | Yes |
| Kidnap | Unknown | Unknown | Yes |
| Unauthorized Possession of Firearms | Unknown | Unknown | Currently under Appeal |
| Rape and Assault | Unknown | Unknown | Unknown |
| Theft | Unknown | Unknown | Currently under Appeal |
| Manslaughter | Unknown | Unknown | Currently under Appeal |
| Espionage and Spying for Russian Intelligence | [REDACTED] | [REDACTED] | [REDACTED] |
| Theft of Classified Government Files | [REDACTED] | [REDACTED] | [REDACTED] |
| Slave Owner | 1/1/2034 | To be updated | Currently in jail. Evidence for owning multiple |
Film Career
Basher Savage is well known for his roles in Gravity (2013), World War Z (2013), Ambridge Extra (2011-2013) and Marple (2004). Although he hails from England he is famous for his ability to play Russians, and he almost always does.
He voiced the Russian International Space Station Captain in Gravity.
As well as these great achievements he has had a very successful adult movie career. Taking it up the bum with Johnny Sins with his most popular video being on brazzers. Also he is suspected to be behind Nagasaki and Hiroshima and alledgedly murdered Abraham Lincoln
Education Career
In March of 2013, Savage became a Russian teacher at Brighton College and a "Presentation Skills" teacher. He was also the Deputy Boarding Housemaster of Brighton.